I will be a different man the next time you read my profile...So lets see, Uh well for starters I'm a pretty laid back easy going kind of person. I am very sarcastic and have a pretty morbid sense of humor (most people get offended with things I laugh at) and I'm a generally awesome individual to be around. I can't stand it when someone of any gender wants to try and steal my spotlight (especially when they get bent out of shape because I'm genuinely more awesome than they are, but hey we can't all be me right?) when I'm already the center of attention. If someone hands me a case of beer and anything that attracts attention (bullhorn/airhorn) and is obnoxiously loud and/or repulsive stand back and watch the insanity happen because more than likely you will end up laughing your ass off. Now that with that being said If you have any questions comments or concerns please feel free to send me a message that I may or may not answer. If I do answer, just know that you will have been endowed with my awesomeness as well, so use your newly found awesomeness sparingly because you'll only get so much. You're Welcome.